tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-88275705453951256512024-03-12T20:22:38.140-07:00活力六班Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/16193037034801722680noreply@blogger.comBlogger16125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8827570545395125651.post-24130847390405737242013-12-12T20:54:00.003-08:002013-12-12T20:54:28.268-08:00給各位笑笑~~~<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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黑龍http://www.blogger.com/profile/06718191616966609177noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8827570545395125651.post-85015354752989781712013-12-09T20:47:00.000-08:002013-12-09T20:47:51.687-08:00運動會跳舞<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02868808157222144401noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8827570545395125651.post-76287102413864579842013-11-11T20:42:00.002-08:002013-11-11T20:43:11.743-08:00罪惡OP<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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黑龍http://www.blogger.com/profile/06718191616966609177noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8827570545395125651.post-18580284130317275292013-10-28T21:43:00.004-07:002013-11-11T20:43:41.896-08:00B-BOX<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;"> <span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">有天小明的爸爸要小明倒水</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;">結果小明遲遲不倒水</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;">小明爸:你是要逼爸渴死嗎?</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;">然後小明就開始秀了一段 </span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;">小明爸已死 </span></span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02868808157222144401noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8827570545395125651.post-2626690418176872722013-10-28T21:41:00.001-07:002013-11-11T20:43:25.766-08:00罪惡皇冠<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />黑龍http://www.blogger.com/profile/06718191616966609177noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8827570545395125651.post-84447085240480524642013-10-27T21:51:00.002-07:002013-11-11T20:43:59.037-08:00算你運氣好<div style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">一次逛街時突然覺得肚子很痛</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">於是走進街角的199吃到飽的火鍋店</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">想說借個廁所用用</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">偏偏找遍了一樓就是找不到</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">於是我跑到二樓去</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">二樓是還在裝修空蕩蕩的沒有任何東西</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">但是卻發現有一間廁所貼著“故障待修,請勿使用“</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">我實在是忍不住了</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">管他三七二十一,反正四下無人</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">脫了褲子就朝馬桶蹲下去</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">霹靂啪啦……好爽!!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">結束後</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">我走下樓去卻發現空無一人</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">奇怪了,正值晚餐時間剛才樓下還高朋滿座</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">怎麼一下子就人去樓空呢?連服務生和接待都不見了……</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">於是我走近吧台,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">並且問到:有人在嗎?怎麼都沒人了?</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">此時,只見一個男服務生從吧台下鑽出來,</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">並且開口說:我幹!……剛才大便從天花板掉下來</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">打到電風扇的時候你不在嗎?算你運氣好......</span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02868808157222144401noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8827570545395125651.post-36835220523768345832013-10-27T21:47:00.001-07:002013-11-11T20:44:14.224-08:00父說一句兒子頂一句<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;"><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">父:你去買汽水。</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">子:是可樂還是雪碧?</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">父:可樂。</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">子:鐵罐還是瓶裝?</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">父:瓶裝。</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">子:沒糖還是普通的?</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">父:普通。</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">子:五百克還是一升裝?</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">父:你好煩!水可以啦!</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">子:礦泉水還是過濾水?</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">父:礦泉。</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">子:冰的?還是不冰的?</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">父生氣:你再囉嗦看我拿掃帚打你!</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">子:是拿塑膠?還是竹子的?</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">父惱怒:你簡直像畜生一樣!</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">子:像豬還是像牛?</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">父氣喘:我...我會被你...你氣得吐血...血!</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Times New Roman; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">子:要拿垃圾桶還是扶你到廁所?</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;"><span style="color: white;">父:我死了算!</span></span><br />
<span style="background-color: #444444; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;"><span style="color: white;">子:要土葬,海葬,還是火葬?</span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02868808157222144401noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8827570545395125651.post-35051628913830081562013-10-27T21:45:00.002-07:002013-11-11T20:44:40.989-08:00你們聊,我先走了..<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">老虎說:我是老虎精</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">狐狸說:我是狐狸精</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">黑熊說:我是黑熊精</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">老鷹說:你們聊,我先走了。。。。</span></span></span>Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02868808157222144401noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8827570545395125651.post-59129078721457418232013-10-21T21:52:00.003-07:002013-11-11T20:45:03.561-08:00有一架即將失事飛機上坐了美國人.日本人.韓國人.台灣人<div style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">
<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white; font-family: 細明體;">有一架即將失事飛機上坐了美國人.日本人.韓國人.台灣人</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;">機長宣佈為了安全迫降需要減輕重量需要一個人跳下去</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;">於是美國人發揮了個人英雄主義~走到機艙門口大喊一聲美利堅合眾國萬歲然後就跳了下去</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;">飛機又飛了一會~機長再度宣布飛機還是太重還需要一個人跳下飛機</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;">於是日本人發揮了武士道精神~走到機艙門口大喊一聲大日本帝國萬歲然後就跳了下去</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;">飛機又飛了一會~機長還是宣布飛機還是太重還需要一個人跳下飛機</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;">這時台灣人看了韓國人一眼也走到了機艙門口</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;">韓國人趕緊跑過來握緊台灣人的手你是哈韓族對吧我不會忘記你為了偉大的韓國人犧牲了性命</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;">這時台灣人高呼一聲~中華民國萬歲</span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;">然後一腳把這個韓國人踹下飛機</span></span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02868808157222144401noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8827570545395125651.post-88653535738726877802013-10-21T21:50:00.003-07:002013-11-11T20:46:35.199-08:00不用找了<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;"><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">小明唸國中的時候,班上規定說髒話者一次罰五元。</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">有一天,小明說了髒話被老師聽見了,</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">然後就要罰小明五塊錢,</span><br style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;" /><span style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px;">⋯⋯</span></span></span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;"><br />之後小明就拿了十塊給老師,<br /><br />老師說: 我沒錢找你唷!<br /><br />小明回: 幹!不用找了~</span></span></div>
Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02868808157222144401noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8827570545395125651.post-67248578603384525612013-10-21T21:46:00.003-07:002013-11-11T20:46:53.059-08:00爸 我不會讓你死的<div style="font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: 15px; line-height: 25.328125px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px;">
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">爸爸 : 當然是高興死了阿</span></div>
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Anonymoushttp://www.blogger.com/profile/02868808157222144401noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8827570545395125651.post-6226227793669917042013-10-21T21:45:00.004-07:002013-11-11T20:47:16.652-08:00有一個美國人、韓國人、台灣人被食人族....<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white; font-family: Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif; font-size: small; line-height: 25.328125px;">一個美國人、一個韓國人、一個台灣人在叢林探險。</span><br />
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white; font-size: small;">結果全被吃人部落抓去了。</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white; font-size: small;">部落酋長說:"我今天心情好,不吃你們,但你們都得挨一百個板子!!</span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444;"><span style="color: white;"><span style="font-size: small;">在挨板子前你們還可以說一個</span><span style="font-size: small;">願望!</span><span style="font-size: small;"></span></span></span></div>
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<span style="background-color: #444444; color: white; font-size: small;">先挨板子的是美國人。<br />他說:"挨板子前,先給我屁股墊上1個坐墊。</span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">墊擺好,板子雨點般落下;先前70板還可以,70板之後坐墊被打爛,然後就是板板見血……打完,美國老摸著屁股走了。</span></span></div>
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<span style="font-size: small;"><span style="background-color: #444444; color: white;">韓國人見狀後,要求墊10個床墊。 1、2、3……100打完,韓國人起身,拍拍屁股,沒事;然後張著臭嘴對自己的模仿能力和再創造能力吹噓一番,並坐一邊看台灣人的好戲。</span></span></div>
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<span style="color: white; font-size: large;"><b style="background-color: #444444;">台灣人慢慢趴下,悠哉悠哉地說:"來,把韓國人給我墊上。</b></span></div>
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黑龍http://www.blogger.com/profile/06718191616966609177noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8827570545395125651.post-14957477889641337412013-10-17T21:54:00.004-07:002013-11-11T20:47:46.494-08:00<span style="font-family: arial, 新細明體, mingliu;"><span style="background-color: #444444; color: white; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px;">笑話篇</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-family: arial, 新細明體, mingliu;"><span style="background-color: #444444; color: white; font-size: 15px; letter-spacing: 1px; line-height: 28px;">然後站在那邊別動....大約10分鐘你就會到醫院了.</span></span></div>
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